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Marriage
Recently I was besieged by my grandmother and her army of cousins. I was’nt ready for this incursion. But like the ready made mixes (I just cannot elaborate the boon of it) I keep ready made answers for such situation.
And then, the austere question was fired: “When am I getting Married”.
Here’s the answer for older naggers. It’s just Invincible. I started, Dadi, who am I get married. Pairs are made in heaven. And if God has made a pair for me, it’s ought to happen. I just cannot defy God and look for someone else. So, the day God signals me, I will get married to the girl, the almighty has chosen for me. Till then I will wait.
And for the uncle and aunts: A bit dryly reply could be “My doctor says, I am allergic to marriage” And so on and so forth. If you have any hilarious and witty answers, do write it to me.
Marriage in Indian scenario is like reaching Nirvana. When I say Nirvana, it’s not Nirvana for the person getting married but for the parents of married. The person getting married will also reach Nirvana some day. After spending year and years of married life, the person comes out like gold gone through furnace. Not that they have gained the wisdom of world, but probably they are also now the parents and by getting their child married, they will attain the Nirvana. Do the above make sense. No, not to me. How can parent attain Nirvana by getting their kids married ????? So, it ought be some different reason, why they insist on their kids to get married.And also, what is in there for the grand parents, and uncle and aunts and all the relatives that they will make your life miserable, until you get married.
But the question still remains: Why people are after you to get married. Again, I just cannot conceive a logical answer to it. If you can find one, do let me know.
Till then, and till we get married, just have to bear with it !!!!!!
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Worried Man
I am an extremely worried man.... and it"s not because my adjacent rommiee has lost his python... hahaha.... just kidding.... Pythons are not that stupid to be adopted by my neighbor... There is no way they can tolerate the agony of the loud music played by my neighbor.... Music so loud that it can justify George Bush invasion on Canada.... I am a worried man because of some really basic reasons which make me think that its only a matter of time that our society is obliterated of all signs of civilization....
The reason for my worry is that there are just not enough law to ensure the wellness of humanity.... The fact that we can live together and yet have the peace.... There is no law which allow you to get up and catch the little runt in the common area, who is sitting adjacent to you and talking to someone over phone, as if he has been plugged into a 2000 watt speaker system.... I would propose a law that allow you to get up and drag this guy by his hair, head first along the doorway and tie him to the engine of a 747 where he can say his last words..... ("Hello can you speak up. I can"t hear you over the engine nosie shredding my legs")
So Similarly I have a few other laws to propose.
A law to prosecute all those guys, who would make a 2:00 O"Clock appointment with you and then message 4 hours pass the appointment time at 5:42 that they cannot make it to the appointment.... And to add to this, they will come with the lamest excuse possible... Even Indian Politicians respect time more than this.... After all they have paid to the audience to come and listen to them.... I propose a law that these people, when have to pee imperatively should be denied entry into loo for the time they were late for their last appointment..... And for their lame excuse, they should be made to drink a jar of water while waiting for the loo time.... This should make them realise the importance of time and idiocies of the excuse.... probably!!!!
A law to round up people who would cook and eat but not clean their dishes..... This is severely jeopardizing the faith of victim flat mates from the very basic of human civilization. Even George Bush is cleaning his mess in Iraq and Afghanistan... I want a rule forbiding these people from using diabolical dirty dishes as instrument of torture to their fellow flatmate. Dishes so fiendish that would even turn the friendly neighborhood Spiderman hostile. I also want a rule giving impunity to the poor victims for whacking these sloppy non dish cleaners.
I want law against the litterbug. We have basically two types of litterer. The first one I would classify as the careless rotten. Who unaffected by their surrounding will always litter. And the second classification could be of the cautious hare. They will look around innocuously, left and right, vigilantly studying people and then very carefully and dexterously slipping the trash from their hand. And then, raise their head proudly, like they have won the battle of Waterloo, they walk across. And it should not came as a surprise that these litterbugs, litter more efficiently than their natural counterparts. With their efficiency we will be suffocated in the trash before we drown by global warming. No matter what the animal activist say, we need to eradicate these rotten and hare. I demand a law to tame these uncivilized litterers for making this word a cleaner place.
Write up the laws you want against sloppy people....
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Relationship
Being in a relationship is contenting.The fact that someone special is there who cares about your thoughts, feelings and need is a wonderful experience. But can a person force a relationship just to experience this? Relationship cannot be made to fulfill the above. It’s affinity which starts the relationship. The affinity paves the way for further interaction. This then culminates towards respect reaching pinnacle called love. Relationship that cut shorts this process is only a superficial structure not providing for the cornerstone. Life is short and to exacerbate we have deadlines for everything. One should be through with education by a certain age, settled with a decent pay, married by the time they hit specific age, children, home and the list is endless.
But life is not mathematics. Add 1 and 1, and the answer is 2. This does not happen with life. Our thoughts changes, liking and disliking changes and to add to this, scenario around us is always changing. In this quandary, when one decides to stick with the deadline, the objective changes from the cause to only the effect. But how can one achieve effect by completing ignoring the cause? You cannot have a satisfying relationship if the very basis is ignored. Life is not a race where one has to come first. It’s not about getting married or being in a relationship before the friends. Neither it is about exhibiting to the society. It’s about living one’s life as per once perception. It is not important that you marry the most gorgeous women of the town or dance with alluring young female on your 50th birthday. Don’t make your relationship a mockery of display. It should be complacent and that all that matters. So, indulge in your single life till you come across someone to share it with.
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